Alan Wong’s newest silk to animal series where you magically change a black and white striped silk into a cartoon Panda!
You receive a large 30cm square black and white striped quality pure silk, a gimmicked toy Panda 6 cm tall and a matching un-gimmicked squeaky toy Panda that can be used for examination and to play with, while you tell all the funny Panda jokes!
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A panda rolling down a hill.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt panda.
Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they’re in black and white.
What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
A: Peter Panda.
What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A: A panda that’s fallen in cement.
What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A: A panda stuck in a revolving door.
What’s invisible and smells like bamboo?
A: Panda farts.
What goes white black white black white black red?
A: A panda that falls from a cliff.
This one is my favorite:
I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “dude, racism is stupid. I’m White, Black, and Asian.”
Fast shipping and professional packing
Because of our long-standing relationship with UPS FedEx DHL, and other major global carriers, we are able provide various shipping options. Our warehouse personnel will pack each item according to our strict specifications. Prior to shipping the goods are thoroughly inspected and secured. Every day we ship hundreds of packages to our customers across many countries. The fact that we're dedicated to becoming the largest online retailer in the world is evident. The warehouses and centers of distribution are in Europe and the USA.
Note that orders containing more than one item are processed according to the particular item.
We will inspect each and every one of the products before they are shipped. Today, the majority orders will be shipped within 48 hours. The delivery time will be between 3-7 working days.
Returns
The stock market is always changing. It's not entirely managed by us, since we are involved with multiple organizations, such as the factory and the storage. The actual levels of stock can change at any time. Please understand it may happen that your order is out of stock when the order has been placed.
Our policy runs for a period of 30 days. However, if the 30 days have elapsed from the date you purchased the product, we are unable to give you a refund or exchange.
For your item to be eligible for return, it must be unopened and in the condition you received it in. It should also be in the original packaging.
